Alex ([info]coffeeseraph) wrote,

Overheard in LA

As I walked down the street eating my sandwich*, I walked past a club and passed a guy wearing the Douche Uniform: blazer with factory-ripped jeans. And right as I went by, he did something on his cell phone, closed it and said, "It's LA. It's an LA thing." I have the desire to punch strangers all the time, and this guy was no exception.


*A sandwich! I was annoyed, since I believe it is my inalienable right to go to any location in the Los Angeles metro area, walk no more than two blocks in any direction, and purchase a delicious and affordable burrito. Santa Monica sucks.

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[info]necrmongrel

February 28 2008, 18:41:13 UTC 4 years ago

blazers and factory ripped jeans are the douche uniform? Forge needs to get with it then.

[info]hankyouverymuch

February 29 2008, 00:36:50 UTC 4 years ago

Was he talking to himself?

Also, the reason you could only find a sandwich in Santa Monica: http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com/2008/02/11/63-expensive-sandwiches/
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